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Nunya.com Email

May 14, 2009 LMAO, Technology No Comments

I received this email today “I have been using nunya@nunya.com and nunyabizness@nunya.com as email address to put on forms and things like Safeway Club cards for years. I hope you aren’t stupid enough to have that as an email address!”

My response. The stupid man is the man that uses an email address that is owned by someone else. I mean how dumb do you have to be to fill out info on line (including usernames and passwords) and then use someone else’s email address.

Of course nunya@nunya.com is ours ANYTHING@nunya.com is ours. Lucky for you, we have enough integrity not to post every email that we receive on line, so the world can see just how many stupid people are out there. Actually, we did that once but the server couldn’t handle it. LOL

My advice, use your own fucking email address dumbass!

Britain hunting lovelorn beaver

January 9, 2009 LMAO, Nature, News No Comments

LONDON (AFP) – There’s a gnawing problem in the countryside — a giant beaver on the loose, wreaking havoc in southwest England.

And his owner reckons there’s only one thing that can lure the lovelorn rodent back into captivity: the scent of female beaver.

Porn Kings to D.C. – Help Us Through Hard Times

January 7, 2009 Bizarre, LMAO, Sexuality No Comments

Posted Jan 7th 2009 12:15PM by TMZ Staff

Joe Francis and Larry Flynt claim the economy has made America’s sexual appetite go limp, so they’re going to the one place where sex is always rampant — Congress.

Flynt (the “Hustler” guy) and Francis (the “Girls Gone Wild” dude) are asking the government for a $5 billion bailout, claiming the adult entertainment industry has taken a huge shot to the face because of the downturn — citing the fact that XXX DVD sales are down 22% from a year ago.

“With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind,” Flynt says. “It’s time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America.”

Francis sees his industry like the big three automakers, only BIGGER: “Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation’s most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration.”

Francis says he’s going to D.C. to personally make the pitch. Sounds like someone has a bone to pick.

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/07/porn-kings-help-us-through-hard-times/

 

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