Wal-Mart worker dies after shoppers knock him down

By COLLEEN LONG, The Associated Press 10:39 a.m. November 28, 2008 NEW YORK — A worker was killed in the crush Friday after a throng of shoppers eager for post-Thanksgiving bargains burst through the doors at a suburban Wal-Mart, authorities said. At least four other people were injured, and the store in Valley Stream on Long Island was closed. Wal-Mart Stores Inc. in Bentonville, Ark., called the incident a “tragic...

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The Problem of Apollonius

Nebraska Police Arrest ‘Butt Bandit’ Vandalism Suspect Friday, November 21, 2008 VALENTINE — Authorities said they’ve arrested a suspect in the rash of so-called “Butt Bandit” vandalism cases. County Attorney Eric Scott said a 35-year-old man was arrested early Wednesday morning. Formal charges have not yet been filed. Some vandal had been skipping from one building to another at night, pressing his...

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Top 10 toilet horrors: Times readers kick up a stink

There’s always been one good outlet when life feels as if it’s going down the drain: write a letter to the The Times. To celebrate World Toilet Day, Ellen Przepasniak has scoured the Archive for ten particularly choice missives from readers who’ve got themselves in a lather about lavatories [click on the links to read the originals]. 1. It seems railway lavatories have never been clean. In August 1886, a reader...

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Second Life affair ends in divorce

LONDON, England (CNN) — A British couple who married in a lavish Second Life wedding ceremony are to divorce after one of them had an alleged “affair” in the online world. Second Life users can interact and form relationships with other players’ avatars. Amy Taylor, 28, said she had caught husband David Pollard, 40, having sex with an animated woman. The couple, who met in an Internet chatroom in 2003, are now...

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Captain Killdozer

  “Some people in the world you just don’t fuck with. Unfortunately you can’t always tell who those people are until it’s too late and such was the case with Marvin Heemeyer. He lived in a little town in Colorado with a population of about 500. He was a welder and owned a muffler repair shop and, presumably for a while, he was a totally non-sinister individual who never even considered doing anything crazy like...

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State Senator Ernie Chambers sues God

Erndog is the man. This guy is one in a billion – intelligent, progressive, insightful, humble, and involved. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297121,00.html Another news source provided the following: “The court had previously told Chambers the lawsuit would be thrown out if he was unable to serve notice to his Creator. Chambers responded by arguing he attempted to contact God on multiple occasions and he should not be...

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