Thanksgiving Turkey Bird Flu Prevention Tips

The geniuses over at BaconToday.com have just raised the bar for Thanksgiving Dinner.  I’m sure by now you’ve heard of the genetic masterpiece, the Turducken.  It’s a turkey that’s stuffed with duck, which has already been stuffed with chicken.  It’s basically one of those Russian stacking dolls(that you keep opening up only to find a smaller doll which also contains a smaller doll and so on), yet much more delicious.

What those Bacon obsessors have done is take the Turducken and add the next logical step, wrap that bitch in bacon!  Unfortunately I’ve found this just now, and I think I’m going to have a (now boring)cajun fried turkey this year..but you can bet I’ll keep this in mind for years to come.  Although before I try, It’ll probably be good to see if anyone dies this week from direct exposure to THE TURBACONDUCKEN!!! 

Pictures of the monstrosity and much much more bacon porn after the jump! 

THE TURBACONDUCKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Thanks to Holy Taco for passing along the gospel of Bacon Today.  Check out that Bacon Today link because after all, they promise “Daily Updates on the World of Sweet, Sweet Bacon”.

Another shocking discovery about bacon on the internet I made….check out the first page of a google image search for bacon.  Just on the first page, you’ll find a briefcase made of bacon, a bra made of bacon and Diet Coke….WITH BACON!  Amazing

Source: http://www.frumpzilla.com/index.php/frumpzilla_site/articles/inferior_turkey/